It is noon on black friday I am still awake and didnt get no crappy TV for half price, and still I give you this blog because u deserve it!
this is a clip from Artie Langs movie Beer League really funny, Artie is too fucking much is he still all like fucking retarded on heroin and like 3435lbs? that is so the next trend! yep fat drunk dicks is whats in for Spring you heard it on sexinthemouth
I smell this all day and I was hissing at it to get the thing to spray me and my sister for fun
I had a scratchy throat for a week plus until I ate this soup in Little Italy
I have the same magazine rack in my house only I prefer Club Confidential SHAWING!
AND IT WAS TIME TO TAKE THIS BLAST FROM THE PAST DOWN TO POINT PLEASANT
did you ever notice when you drive in NJ and you miss a turn it takes forever to get the fuck back on your way! There is even places for "official u turns" but not for the public wtf!
scam after scam after scam
but its all worth it for the bird!
I will be hella awake but not in this county son!
I got lost for 2 hours but it was worth it cus I missed this woman
My neice has a myspace! yuk gross but the funny part is she has a unlucky amount of friends (ohhhh shit u like that don't fuck with me son!)
took the long road home tidied up the mansion than hit the promise land where I almost got drugged, and come to think of it I wish I didnt take it out cus my eyes feel like they are bleeding
mansion hopping is way more in season than bar hopping GET YOU SOME!
PLANT CHECK! POWER SAW CHECK! NORMAN BATES??? MAYBE???
WENT TO MY SISTERS HOUSE TO TRY ON HER BEST SUNDAY DRESS AND GET AWAY FROM THE MAN IM CUTTING THAT SHORT.. Ben and Jerry did have a blast!
Claudia #2 is gonna have a few fun surprises
Man this video is gonna send chills down my sisters spine, don't worry honey no animals were hurt while taping this video
and last but not least this is a flick from last Saturday of 5 chicks I would totally do but
and with that I wanna say I have a ton of fun making these I hope you enjoy to see them leave some comments cus I know you peeping it and if u know I don't like you don't be shy u can have a return email of firstname.lastname@example.org :D
+Bonus round 2
forgot I had to put this in here (give you something to do while I cook some more raw cus I know u feind for another blog)