im confused

So I spent the whole afternoon in new york sold some moats to a client of mine that needed some kicks, went to both flightclubs to pick up checks and drop off some dead weight of sneakers had a whole foods lunch in union square and made my way back to Afghanistan. Anyway just thought this was strange maybe gimme some feedback lemme see what you gotta say...
an asian girl liked my sneakers
a spanish girl liked my t shirt
a spanish guy liked my my top hat
why didnt a white person say hey nice seer suckers?