I love you all in a nohomo way honestly

got a last minuite tattoo that didnt last more than 3 hours. got another one on my forehead but you wasn't there! unless you were...

I went to Beauty Bar on a Saturday, to everyone that asks me out on the weekends listen I hate stupid people especially in abundance that's why I don't waste my time most nights. I've seen the same asswipes before!

mind you do I need to hook up with random people to make myself feel better...


Not talking about a woman in this text btw...



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pun on pun this dollar was spent on a meal that I wish I almost didnt have oh well cant win them all




Ruckus x SMF (smooth michael francis) niggas dont know about that shit right there!?


PS my fellow beastie boy I know what she did this weekend! btw we cant all be as as perfect as this guy

Happy Birthday ENGLISHTINA (via 4:20ed up)

On this day I pay homage to the waffle cus its her birthday, so its waffle appreciation day. I love and respect her because she is a go getter, she does really work hard and I am happy that its paying off for her. She is gonna be bigger than you and your moms fairly soon and this is before she turned Hollywood!



gotta wife a woman like this! the divorce papers never came in the mail btw...


I swear if I can ever find these waffle fries in your size there yours

it was fun had some champagne and was breaking everyones balls, especially the slow service at the table. I swear those Greeks are retarded but it was awesome

Sasha I love you! come hang longer, stonger, and more often! crack me up son


Waffle mom has a cock

It is getting cold out here, but don't stop!


ok lovers haters slugs thugs and vagina vibrators heres the best video ever! call this a bonus blog!

{shameless plug}
there's a fund raising party this weedend, I am gonna try to help make it fabulous I suggested we have a makeout booth! Email me for specs and shit I will post the infotmation soon just cus I don't want too much stalk action. And to fans I love you but its like almost 7AM and I am about to make some magic happen. That being said I am out handle yours Im gonna handle mine and I hope this Monday doesn't start the same way as last one did... smooch