Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Blogging is dead FRANCIS KILLED IT!!!!!!!!!!

CALL THE COPS SEND SOME BODY BAGS!!! BLOGGING IS DEAD I BEEN KILLING IT!!!!!!
BLOGS ARE US AKA THE BLOG IS RIGHT!!

Happy Bday Biz Markie



Anyway Ill be selling them if you are too far away to get a free one, a buck shipped paypals on point buy my shit these are a limited print and vinyl, you should have know by now easy does it!
Well see what happens...

white chick



crazy white guy everyone loves to hate...

I stopped traffic just for this Bloomfield NJ, miss my brother!!!!

I just got done saying how I hate to make fun of the obvious but



working on a collage really hard I am barley in front of a computer anymore.... sneak peek for you

I miss LA! this was what my day was about... well actually fuck LA! I wanna go to somewhere cooler than that bs, anyway stone arrogant bastards and lean will always remind me of that time... at least I did it!
btw I am on that weezy tip right now right now glad my shit aint blowing up looking a new mansion till than its cave life... prometh/codiene/francis=bliss!

Hello Brooklyn!!!

pretty soon you gonna need a telescope to see my ass, Hollywood son!!!

this is hunter s gonzo?
dope

I kinda like assertive people its refreshing, everyones so standoffish so gay

Thank you for all the support special shout to God, my mother, family, the people I have known for little time but still hold status the groupies, gang bangers, the double fisters,
BARBRA, bloggers, Customers, busters, haters, biters, Italian mafia, booty shakers, gay people straight people, black people, fuck whaite people, the whole crew, northern Cali, Mike D, my sister, terrorists and duke da god. But where the cash at?

I was fucked up last night, good morning its snowing? You so crazy NJ!

Keys to a happy relationship

This is a passage written by the Author of "What not to say to your girlfriend", taken from the myspace blog of MF Douche the one man Taliban. It was just brought to my attention and I want to share it with my non myspace friends enjoy...

the following is sheer boredom and im sure it will help some of you, i mean most of you people out there in cyberspace are retarded...

first off dont call your girlfriend dumb they hate that shit. chances are she is dumb anyway if shes with you tho

second dont tell her about anything to do with another woman (unless you want to deny wanting to bang her for the next six months)

try not to let her find pictures of you and your friends hog tying hoes and plugging there holes with your bros, keep it simple put those pics at the end of the naked picture stack if shes that desperate to hate you she needs to see it anyway

when you know you are right give up the fight drink a beer and go take your frustrations out on her next time you are waxing that ass

make sure you are not a pussy! dont always be all baby i love you, that bullshit doesnt last nor does it make a heathy relationship

make sure you got money I dont care if that bitch is loaded noone NOONE LIKES A BROKE ASS!!!!

when you fuck up so bad that sorry wont cut it dont say sorry, just be like bitch I owe you one!

gotta get off enough if your lovers prude or just dosnt like sex get porno and beat off to a bitch that has the same body and dont look that slut in the eyes or your done for. your girlfriend will definetly be able to tell if you looked in a whores eyes

make sure theres enough sex in the mouth too noone likes not getting head and if you dont fuck you and if you dont give head you will never be happily married at least not to me, im not no headless whoreman.

make sure that head isnt like few and far between there should be no Specialness of getting a fuvking blowjob what the fuck are we in high school i mean i still get all giddy knowing im gonna get my dick sucked but it aint like im begging for a week

which brings us to... people keep some fucking pride dont let that bitch pis you off all the time if your pissed air it out, ladies do the same jsut watch out some guys are fags

make sure that fetish needs are met... you gotta be able to do all kinds of shit even ass to mouth, yes i know its no big deal for a whore like me but you all are squemish so get your sluttiness up

for you cheating motherfuckers (not advised girls fuck your lives up when shits off the fan) anyway if you must cheat...
1 use a condom thats what i think they were made for actually
2 make sure that bitch is slamming cus if that bitch is ugly you will hear you cheated n me with trash, and thats not really baller!! thats like buying a mecedes and putting a fucking my other car is a zamboni sticker on it
3 make sure you get head cus if your cheating you might as well get the royal treatment
4 treat that girl, guy or animal like a whore. chances are if you are cheating its cus your girl dont do something you want...


I gotta admit I just lol'ed like 6 times!

Feeling 16 all over again! damn im a old ass man lol



LOL thanks for all the love and the tips XOXO love you too

Monday, April 6, 2009

Mustache Riders on the storm/stache overdose!!!!

Went to the poker championship cockfest not really sure why met up with the winner of the Mustache award, the day before. Got the fuck out of Jersey City headed North to Stop by Pricilla's B-day party, homeboy on the left thought we were movie stars. I was like nah he asked if we were at least in Porn...

fanny is cool but these girls were tightasses stuck up little Hudson County chicks oh well.. I just was kicking it with some people I havent seen since I was back in the studio days...

I remid myself of roger rabbit!

Hit up the Division East party in clifton after we got out of Hudson Hell County beer was basically gone by that time people started selling beers for 2 bucks out of thirty packs, hustle hard youngins.

It was filled with little girls I felt a little out of place, but it was cool

The ramp was pretty dope and there was some good ass skaters there this dude had all the balls tho

later on he tryed the gap to the woodpile



Went over to the pit dude started spraying the fire extinguisher

People started running like roaches when u turn the light on

kinda reminds me of 911 pictures only less tragic



Chick in the red was cute was with the rappers all night to each his own











than this dude (with the broom) walked across the ramp with his ass out



Jesse was like yo homegirl thinks ur cute, Ok ma and?...

This kid was talk/rapping



kid wanted some attention

I swore hed crack his head open, he didn't god bless!





Ben needs a diet!





Mustache Musik

Sunday, April 5, 2009

I don't break hearts I melt them

I know I am a slacking to all of my blog admirers, I finally got internet again and its a new week. Still looking for a new mansion and getting distracted daily by the luxury of a vehicle. New post soon...





Friday, April 3, 2009

It aint no fun if Francis can't have none

Having a car is great sorry Ive been slacking a little on the blog I have been apartment hunting and spending and getting shit done. This is the answer to your questions..

random acts of funny shit





My boy may not look like much but he can definetly talk a chick into sending some fun pics+++ Hudson County's finest... right.

east orange circa 06??

Remarkably Smooth Francis thinks hes back in action all I need is a big rapper chain with a Cock on it and Im famous ( any investors inquire within), Coming soon FrancisTV will be airing Francis' cribs... This is a work of art and very informative as well

Wednesday, April 1, 2009