flickr is so hip

waiting to get inside a club this guy came up to us and he was like can I do an impersonation for you I was like sure he said Frank Sinatra or (i forget) so I had to break his balls I said can you do Dean Martin. I really should have taken a video cus it was funny but he gave up trying with me after I made him try to sing thats life cus he didnt know the words

than I went to it too the mean streets of JC where I did an ollie in my socks

after I met everyone at the bar tho had 3 jack on the rocks for last call





you know if you have no home you really cant complain if people fuck with you by taking pictures cus you have no privacy (its ok neither do I)

THIS GUY PUKED

HERE IS THE PROOF

the mansion... I took pics of like the whole place but you prolly dont wanna see it cus its too fucking sexy




I am not sure what time I went to bed but I woke up at 330 grabbed my new chain with camera pendant and headed home stopped to smoke a j bone with the douche at her place of employment

she was screwing around as usual

tried on some shit

copped a feel

Than I inhaled a falafel from Iggy's and back to the mansion for me anyway waiting on my Chariot to Trouble and Bass gotta hit up a liquor store for some good ol Jack bringing both cameras so ill be black as soon as the hangovers off

Vagina is the new cock!

Let me start by saying I have had very little patients this week and at times I have been acting like this


slay that shit son!

so I got this message after hibernating in jersey city if u cant read it, it says im gonna pass by again later hope your home don't mean to stalk you. I don't know about you but I feel stalked!

basically you can smell it from a mile away



say bye bye to the sony


and hello Canon! I went to Manhattan to take it for a spin and caught this guy sleep reading


this guy said it was very distasteful of me to be taking pics of such things like ok Joe this guy passed the fuck out looking at gay porno and im distasteful blow a load in your hand joe! the guy to the right looked like he enjoyed my swagger tho


see idk about you but i wouldnt be fucking with a pased out drunk guy playing with a porno but hey I am also distasteful, got on a train instead of finding out if anyones salad got tossed

bouncer to the gayest place I have ever been in my drinking career

smoked a joint with the cab driver

and he had a funny name






this trendy hip art school girl was not amused


yeah son well it is Friday headed to the isle of Manhattan at some point stay tuned for more burnt out blogging's

You are right Tupac you didn't live long enough to see a black president

Yesterday America got a new president, drank a few bottles of wine and champagne to celebrate that our next president has less chance of dying than the runner up. Woke up to the waffletop buzzin my fresh digits, called her back got ready waited outside for her ;P. The people weren't too thrilled the way my money smelled and I remembered hating living by hasidic jews, it makes for a very bland hood. Well I am sure it will be another long weekend and I avoided getting sick thus far so I am just gonna cool it out watch some Halloween flicks. Going on day 3 of no thc lets see how long it will last...

KEEP IT TIGHT

I remember halloween

Sorry it took a million years to get black to you, but this was my Halloween weekend in the starting off at my house which turned into a small party of its own. Than everyone left, I had to wait on something than met everyone at the danger party L train Francis on the E? The train was fun gotta love Halloween it makes chicks dress like sluts, all the hipsters were zombies so they can still dress like shit, the dorks dress in cheezy fake costumes, all the druggies are out, and especially the boys in blue so if your dressed like weed than its not a good idea to smell like it too!


This is kinda a bad pic but didn't wanna make him think I wanted to do him or something...

The lines were so long to the bathroom that this lady was sniffing up inbetween someones legs (dont blame you sweety)

fire!



weeded witch of blvd easy and captain of JC

one of 50 million jokers, rainbow brite and the weed witch

i heart beaker


Saturday I was felling ok, I didn't really do shit during the day went out for sushi with the infamous Claudouchye West than got really tierd from all the sake by the time I got to the party I was a zombie, heres what went down




know what I am for halloween? Mr. too good to take off his sunglasses...

Mustache swagger? check!







Tupac and I


Celeste dressed up as Celeste





yes this is me drunk and I am not too sure I even remember taking this flick